Welcome folks, we begin this month's Duke with a recipe
for fruitcake -- it's a natural for any month of the year.

(If you try it, please send a sample, include your name, to PoorMentalHealth.Com for testing.)

NUTTY FRUITCAKE PROMISES TO AGE AHEAD OF IT'S TIME.

Ingrediets:
1    cup butter
1    cup sugar
4    large eggs
2    cups dried fruit
1    tsp. salt
2    cups nuts
2    quarts whiskey
1    tsp. baking soda
juice of one lemon
1    cup brown sugar

Best Fruitcake ever!

Before starting, sample the whiskey to be certain it is of the highest quality. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the shiskey once more as it must be just right. To be sure the whiskey is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat this step. With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp. thugar and beat again. Meanwhile make sure the whiskey is of the finest quality. Cry another tup. Open second quart if nethasury.
Add 2 large leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat until high. If druit gets stuck in the beater, pry it loose with a screwdriver. Sample the whiskey again, checking for tonsicisiticity. Nest, sift cups of salt or anything. It really doesn't matter. Sample the wishkey againnnn.

Sift 1/2 pint jemon luice, fold in choped butter and strained nuts. Add a babblespoon of shrown bugger, or whatever colour you can fine and mix well. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 650 gredees. Now pour the hole mess into the oven. Check the shilsky agin and go to bed.
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