Welcome folks, we begin this month's Duke with a little, (very little, since I'm English), humour.
Found it at JokesPlus.Com.

Three Englishmen walk into a bar and spot an Irishman sitting alone at a table. One fellow says to the others, "Let's pick a fight with the Mick over there".
     His partner replies, "Wait we don't want to be arrested. Let's make him start the fight"
The third Englishman says, Wait here chaps. I know how to do it". He goes over to the Irishman and says, St. Patrick was a bloody faggot!"
     To which the Irishman replied "You don't say now!" and calmly resumes drinking his beer.
The second Englishman now tries his luck and says to the Irishman, "St. Patrick was a fag that wore a dress!"
     To which the Irishman again replies "You don't say now!" and calmly resumes drinking his beer.
The last Englishman tell his friends he knows how to rile the Mick and bounces up to the table and screams "St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
    
To which the Irishman matter-of-factly replied "So your friends were telling me." 

------May you enjoy a little luck of the Irish this month------

Welcome to the wonderful world of Irish Whiskey. These pages have been setup by an enthusiast, to show what is available. This is not a commercially sponsored site, and no inducements have been made to me (although I am open to offers of a few bottles!) "Me too!"
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Ireland Travel and Tourism - The official Irish Tourist Board guide to Ireland, for bed and breakfasts, hotels, flights, vacation packages, and maps, in Dublin, Cork, Galway, and elsewhere. "While there, get the flavour of the Irish Tourist Board's long-established and award-winning magazine."
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Irish Eyes Inc brings you a list of useful potato comparisons. "Blue, red, yellow, gold, etc, but could not find any green potatoes at this neat site. See if you can."
Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes ... the pipes are calling .... Not only will Irish eyes smile with this extensive collection of lyrics to Irish tunes.  "This site was awarded a Times Pick by the LOS ANGELES TIMES on 03/17/97."
If you don't always understand the news about the north of Ireland, read the full story here. We give you in-depth information when the mainstream media runs a 30-second report... plus little-known facts and thought-provoking commentary that will change the way you think about The Troubles. "An excellent Irish homepage."
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OneWorld.Net. Magazine for free speech, includes interviews, reports, and extracts of banned literature. "You will probably want to bookmark this site - for many reasons."
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"Here's an interesting tutorial from the Lycos - WebMonkey site." Cascading stylesheets are a new-ish technology that promises to make the Web a better place by allowing you to control layout like never before, to make smaller, faster pages, and to easily maintain many pages at once. Steve Mulder, author of Web Designer's Guide to Stylesheets," created this five-day stylesheets tutorial which - modesty aside - kicks butt.
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DixieCop's Homepage. On the pages that follow you will find Dixie and Yankee Law Enforcement Agencies and Officer's Web Page Directories. Try laughing at some of the police humor. Check out the search engines and people find directories too. "Cute cop humour. Check out ..you might be a cop if.."
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K.T. Trucking is based in the center of Canada's Grain Belt. Office and fleet are located in Nokomis, Saskatchewan. We provide trucking service to local farmers, grain buyers, grain companies, feedlots, processing plants, fertilizer dealers, pelleting plants, mills and brewers in Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba. "No interest in trucks? Then take a look at their links- much info here folks."
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I'm Joseph DiSorbo the President from The Warp at www.studentplanet.com.
Since our launch in September we've won various comedy awards and site
recognition from sites such as: Go.com, AOL.com, Humor.com and
Humorsearch.com. We're wondering if you'd be interested in making a
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As an ongoing quest to raise women's awareness and resources, I have founded the organization: The Phenomenal Women Of The Web® - Against Domestic Violence.  What I hope to accomplish here, is to bring you the most informative sites on domestic violence the internet has to offer. There are so many centers, outreach programs and support groups that are on the net. I have also created a discussion forum (BB), devoted exclusively to this issue.

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