A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks.


Same old , same old,
was it ever thus?

You know what I'm saying don't you?
In the year...

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.

1000 A.D. - That root is heathen.
Here, say this prayer.

1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition.
Here, drink this potion.

1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil.
Here, swallow this pill.

1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective.
Here, take this antibiotic.

2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial.
Here, eat this root. 

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Compare the cost of living across the USA at USAToday. Get your side-by-side reports with comparisons of up-to-date information on demographics, cost of living, helpful local contacts and more. "Here is one you can bookmark for when you Americans decide to look for a more economical way of living. However, I would add, Burks Falls, Ontario. Pretty cheap, pretty nice, and your buck will go a long way. ;-0"
Why Men Are...: An online magazine for women. Articles, competitions, chat, stories, fun! Come and join us. Read our stories and articles and chat with the rest of us! "Hey folks, this site is an eye-opener for men as well. Let me make a point here: As I was walking on the beach, I found a Genie lamp and rubbed it, out popped a Genie who said 'Master I will grant you one of two wishes.' I replied, 'I would like a highway from here (Burks Falls, Ontario), to Hawaii.' The Genie groaned and said "Master, that is next to impossible, what is your second wish.' I said 'OK then, I would like to be able to understand women. I mean really understand them.' The Genie replied, ' Master, would you like one lane or two lanes?'
Thistles & Pirates, home page of Cindy Vallar, author of the historical novel The Scottish Thistle and and the monthly history column Pirates and Privateers. Within these pages you will find excerpts and reviews of my novels, pictures and links on Scotland and pirates, and my favorites research sites. "Classy site folks and the subject is very interesting indeed. Have fun while you learn!"
Cantufind.com, The magnet for safe searchers: Surfing the Web is just so unsafe. By using our Directory you can be assured of Safety. "Hey folks, a search engine with families in mind, what a great idea!"
Have A Cow Dude - 10 Acres Backyard - adopt a holstein cow,learn about cows and farms. We run a fifth generation dairy farm and let anyone choose one of our holstein cows and through our newsletter follow her progress. You can ask the farmer questions and learn about life on a dairy farm. This is a great school project, a virtual fieldtrip. We call it Have A Cow Dude Check it out at http://www.10acresbackyard.com/ There are several schools using the site to teach everything from math to science. "I think that says it all... have fun!"
Rick Sutcliffe's Arjay Enterprises. The site is divided into several gateways to Rick's work and to resources relating to writing, e-Books, Christianity, Irish/Celtic culture, ethics, and Modula-2. A separate site, The Northern Spy contains Rick's columns and his Macintosh portal. In less than a year Arjay has made it into the top 8% of the most linked-to web sites on the internet. "Rick Sutcliffe is Professor Math/Cmpt Trinity Western University. He is not speaking officially for them however. Got a few hours folks?"
Each week, Savannah Lawless crafts thoughtful answers reader letters about love, sex, and romance. If you think relationships are built on qualities like honesty and trust, you obviously haven't heard what Savannah says! "Interesting and funny site. Savannah told me the following, 'Romance advice no one should actually take.' Well Savannah, after reading some of it, I would suggest you're right on the money *G*."
Postcards from Home. Humorous and inspirational stories. Stories about the small things in life that may be the big things after all. Read stories others have written, or submit your own. "You can never have too many links to postcard sites folks. Give this one a try."
Canadian Senior Years, a site specifically designed for Canadians over 50. Here you will find the best news, information and Canadian site links available for seniors on the web today! In addition, we provide a place for seniors to gather and trade information through our email pals listing, discussion boards, senior web ring and talent page. Memorials can be posted at no cost. We welcome and will display any editorials or articles sent to us that we feel would interest other seniors. "Now this is a classy site and it is nice to see a Canadian Seniors site of this caliber. Seniors are taking over the web folks, and this is a good example of just how. Now if I can only live long enough to see us in control of Microsoft, I will be happy and probably very, very old."
If you enjoy the classic Chevys from the mid-fifties you've come to the right place. We have information starting at the design studio through the dealer showroom sales on the 1955 - 1957 Chevrolet. Come along with us as we take a pictorial journey back to look at the tri-five Chevy that have become favorites with today's collectors. You'll see all the models including the Bel Airs, the 210 Chevy series, the 150 Chevy series, the Corvettes and of course the Nomads. "Hey! How do I get this car out of second gear? Need I say anymore?"
A directory of MUST SEE web sites on the internet! It is a search directory for family friendly "Must See Sites" on the net, arranged in categories. Made to be attractive, easy to use and navigate and entertaining. Site took over 3 years to develop. Interactive red text with top ads is our innovation. "Interesting site folks, give it a try, what have you got to loose, go'on what are you waiting for, try it, you'll like it."
ThanksForNuthin.Com: A fresh new daily online comic strip about the unfortunate, intellectually challenged. Animation Features also added on a regular basis. A must see! "Good stuff folks, recommended reading for those over and under 80."
HumorColumnist.Com: The website of Tennessee Humorist, Sheila Moss, presenting her weekly humor columns and some of her best funny stuff.
" I think we can all relate to most of Sheila's humour, although her humour doesn't have u in it. Get it, eh?"
GetBirdies.Com: Golf psychology and mental conditioning Comprehensive online golf community based in Carolina's and focused on the mental aspects of your golf game. Featuring Dr. Marcia Whiting, CSC, Certified Sports Counselor, Diplomate. "I don't know if this will help, but give it a try anyway. It's such a tough game, I don't know why we even try. Geesh!."
TheMidway.Net: A humor site with comedy, satire, and humor columnists -- updated weekly. "Nicely presented folks and good for a laugh or two."
Plant Hardiness Zones in Canada: This map shows the areas of winter hardiness for ornamental plants in the more heavily populated areas of Canada. The map is based on a formula that takes into consideration several meteorological factors affecting the hardiness of a plant in a given location. The most important element in plant survival is the minimum temperature during the winter. Other important considerations are the length of the frost-free period, summer rainfall, maximum temperatures, snow cover and wind. "I guess we here in Canada require this type of zone map more than you folks in the south. Or am I just being ignorant of the facts?"
FamilyGardening.Com: With increasing interest in container gardening, plant breeders and seed companies are working on vegetables specifically bred for container culture. Planter boxes with trellises and extra colour for the area. Container gardening presents opportunities for many innovative ideas. "Needed this site for myself this year so I thought I would share it with you fine folks."
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The Sydney Opera House virtual tour. "One of the best Flash sites I have seen folks."
The Bellow Links Present a Few Independent Authors
Priscilla A. Maine: I've staked out this site to introduce myself and my writing. You've probably already guessed that I write historical/western novels. What you may not have suspected is that my books are in the newest format - electronic books. For more information about eBooks, ePpublishers, and how to read this new book type be sure and click on the link below, .How Do You Read An Electronic Book?' 
Ann Herrick: I grew up in Connecticut, where I graduated from The Morgan School and Quinnipiac College, then worked in its science and health department. Along with my cats, I now live with my husband in Eugene, Oregon, where our grown daughter and grand-dog also reside. In addition to stories and books for children and young adults, I also write copy for humorous and conventional greeting cards.
Vicki M. Taylor: Has been writing technically for nearly fifteen years and now writes fiction. She focuses on strong women as the main characters. Her book, Forever Until We Meet is coming soon. When she's not writing, you can find her lurking about the many writing boards, chatting with others and dispensing little pearls of wisdom from her computer in Tampa, Florida.
Tom E. Sechrist, Jr: Since 'The Devenshire Chronicles'© has been accepted for publication, many people ask me what it's like to be an author. That's not as easy a question to answer as I thought it would be. To best describe what being an author is, to me, consider the following excerpt I wrote almost a year ago when preparing a biography page for the book web site...
Alex Domokos: A versatile author of poems, short stories, plays, essays and novels as well as an accomplished sculptor, photographer and cinematographer. He currently has five books in publication in his native Hungary and his works have been included in several Anthologies of Canadian-Hungarian authors.

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